I have GOT to find a new hobby. Once again, Don and I are packing our stuff and things to move to a different address - at least it isn't stuff and things and furniture. But day after tomorrow, we are out of the oceanfront bungalow and on to a one-bedroom condo about ten minutes north. The great thing is that it is in one of my favorite resorts on the island. The not-so-great is that it is pretty grim and small. But it's clean and pretty cheap, so we're considering ourselves quite blessed. The other great thing is that we're only there until 12/8, when we fly over to the mainland for Christmas!! Yay!! But this moving around thing is getting a bit tiring, and as of this writing, we still don't have a long-term home when we get back here on New Year's Eve. But we trust that the Lord has something for us - but the waiting is always the toughest part.
So, we're leaving our seaside abode. We have had some great times here, culminating with our Thanksgiving where we had a small but hungry mob here. Along with the usual gluttony and gridiron, we played some Maui Bocce ball. Don't bother to look it up - it's our own weird invention. Our version is played with (what else) COCONUTS!! This place has four coconut palms that are extraordinarily generous. A cleanout (not by us but by the good guys that live on the property) of the overgrown banana trees yielded about twenty of the things. We made a little green coconut seed-looking thing our pallino or target ball, and then rolled away. The learning curve was pretty funny to watch. Not only are these "balls" not round, they have the actual hard fruit inside the husk that shift and wobble them even more. It was a hoot!
One of the more dramatic features of this small property is a couple of forty-foot mango trees - one of which is right next to our bungalow, and the upper branches lean over the house. It does much to keep the house cool, but now that the mangos are ripening, and there is no one with a cherry (or mango) picker to go get them, it means that the tree will no occasion drop one of these golden tropical fruits right onto our house. The first time I heard it, Don was at Bible Study and I was home under the weather. I heard a thud, then roll roll roll. I grabbed my cell phone and something with which I could inflict pain, and sat quivering like the courageous adventurer I am, wondering if I should call 911 or just go screaming into the night. Fortunately, I chose a third option: remain frozen in fear until Don got home. It was the next morning when we found the little orangy-yellow bombs in the courtyard in front of our house. Since then, it has become quite a bit of entertainment, as we try to imagine from how far the dropping fruit has fallen based on the decibel of the thud onto the tin roof. Yes, we are astonishingly easy to please.
The past two months, we have enjoyed nightly sunsets over the island of Lana'i, sitting on the deck next by the seawall watching and waving to the sunset dinner cruises as well as a dozen or more turtles that mosey along, enjoying the salad bar that grows on the reef. These floating round-top boulders sometimes drift in, but more often than not, defy the currents, popping a dour looking head up every so often to gulp air.
The colors of sunsets are always remarkable, and the sea turns into an orange and pink liquid mirror. Most evenings, teams of outrigger canoe paddlers will come gliding past, each paddler digging into the water in perfect unison with his fellow watermen, creating a moving piece of Hawaiiana art. Of course, we also enjoy the morning paddlers, which instead of well-trained and perfectly synchronized paddlers has up to four tourists in between the front and back paddler. Not only do they lack the unity of the afore mentioned athletes, but many of them seem to lack coordination altogether. I can identify. Occasionally, there will be somebody - usually someone identifyable as the Dad - who has not just the lack of coordination and strength, but any enthusiasm at all. You can just see in his posture "I'm paying out the wahzoo for the family to visit this place - I'll be danged if I'm gonna paddle these people around the Pacific." Don can really identify.
So, we'll miss these sights. We'll miss going to sleep with the waves, and waking up to the same music. We'll miss watching the moonlight bounce along the shimmering black sea, with bright flashes leaping from ripple to ridge to swell. We've seen a shark swim by TWICE, and have seen spotted eagle rays gather for what could be politely described as group procreation. We even saw a ray break free of the water and glide through the air for a few feet. Maybe somebody goosed him during the orgy - anybody's guess. These things we will miss.
But....we need a home. I, for one, have grown weary of the nomadic life, but I have also watched my husband's faith grow by leaps and bounds. I'm blessed by that and by him every day. In all of this, neither of us have EVER questioned whether or not we should be here. It's tough. In fact, it's the hardest thing we've ever done - except for raising our sons. But somewhere in time, "hard" started to be a bad thing. If it is hard, it must not be meant to be. Well, Praise God that the Pilgrims didn't think that way. Or the Pioneers who moved west. Or the doctors and scientists who sacrifice personal lives in order to extend and improve our lives. Or those in the military and other first responders who stand in harm's way on the frontlines all to protect total strangers. Or Jesus, as He was tortured and brutally murdered as an innocent man, all so He could spend eternity with us who daily let Him down. Nope. Hard is a beautiful thing.
I just need to keep reminding myself of that as I pack and take to the road again.
Monday, November 29, 2010
Saturday, November 6, 2010
BUGGIN'!!
Over the last year, I have waxed poetic about the many lovely and amazing creatures that God made for this island. From the magnificent humpback to the tiniest colorful fish, the stately egret to the little finch - we have been continuously awed by the Creator's imagination.
But then...there's the bugs.
Living in the tropics, one would expect to see all kinds of creepy critters - and those expectations would be met. Oh, there are lovely butterflies and big buzzy bees. But there are also gi-normous snails that look rather like an oversized ping-pong ball wearing a party hat and then painted in swirls of various shades of brown. I found a centipede in the house once, and he was huge at about three inches. Then I saw a Maui friend's posting on Facebook holding - with tongs and gloves - a one-foot centipede taken from her yard. I think it was as big around as mine was long. Going out some evenings or on certain jungle-y walks without a repellant that has near nuclear properties might find you becoming a walking smorgasbord of mosquitos and no-see-ums (yes, that's their real name, and no, I don't know who called "um" that first) and then you can entertain yourself by playing dot-to-dot on your legs and arms or cover each shiny bump with pink calamine and look like something from Dr. Suess.
The ants here are as wide in size and variety as any place I know. There are teeny ones, and I have seen some that our 3/4" with a bee-striped tushy. The ants that grab onto food have the best communication system around. Leave something a wee bit greasy out, and in no time it has the entire colony having a feast. Some of these little ones can bite, which only adds to my itchy-polka-dot joy. The real villains, though, are nasty imports known as fire ants. These little beasties are making their way around the islands and the county will jump on any reported nest. I got to do such reporting. FloJo and I were returning from our morning walk from the coffee shop when she needed to stop and do her little thing at her usual spot - a patch of grass under a keave tree. I'm standing there patiently, when I feel something stinging on the top of my foot. I look down to see three bright red ants chomping on my foot with all the enthusiastic energy of twelve-year-old boys at a pie-eating contest. I knocked them off, but the itch was immediately and intense. I walked back home looking like I was permanently stuck on the right foot verse of the Hokey-Pokey. By the time I got home, it had calmed down, but I still put some anti-itchy stuff on. That evening at church, all that was left were some little pinpoint spots, without any itching. Whew!! Yeah, right. I woke up in the middle of the night with a crazy burning itch that had me looking for anything to stop it - even if it was a power saw. Yikes. It took over two weeks of ice packs and foot elevation to get past the worst of it, and another couple weeks for it to disappear completely. Of course, I learned later that had I gone home and washed my foot with hot water and soap, over 90% of the venom would have washed away. Good to know.
The one insect gang most associated with the tropic and eeeeaaaauuuuuuwwww is, of course, the venerable cockroach. Oh, we got us some beeeauts, here! As any in my family can emphatically vouch, I have dealt with a full-on phobia of all things roachy. I have been known to contemplate moving from a house if I see one of those things in there. When we visited the Big Island with the boys many years ago, we stayed in an oceanfront condo that looked innocent enough by day, but was a veritable cockroach gala by night. And some of these bad boys flew. If we were arriving after dark, my heroic men would surround me on all sides, armed with flashlights, and we all scooted together into the safety of our condo. So, knowing that these guys all resided in the place I loved so much, and knowing that my praying for God to remove all the roaches from Maui would be like asking for a size 6 body or a San Diego team to win a Championship - unlikely to happen. So, I just asked God to make me not afraid. Pretty big order for the Lord, but He's just the guy for it.
So, how has it worked out? For the most part, encounters with these big disgusting-but-durable have been from a safe distance - with a few notable exceptions. There was the time that I was getting ready to go snorkeling, dropped my gear in the garage and one of these big fellas came running out of my bootie (the FOOTWEAR!! He ran under the car and eventually found his way into the house where a visiting Gregory dispatched him. I was a little oogied, but not totally undone. For me, that's big progress. Next time was in our small foyer, when I saw this obese roach strolling along. This time, hubby was my hero. Had this bug been snacking less and working out more, he might have avoided the sandal that came smashing down on him. No real ooginess, this time, just a minor ishy. We saw nothing for many months. It was actually after the house and surrounding areas had been sprayed for bugs. Maybe I should have clarified: "No, we wanted NO bugs!! Not to bring us bugs!!" That night I opened the bottom drawer in our bathroom vanity only to have a BIG one fall on my BARE foot!!!! That was a full on oogie-ishy-bleeeeaaaauuuuuaawww!!! The poor guy was in a state of shock himself, so he stood there waiting for death - to which my hubby obliged. After a few minutes of shudders and shivers, I went about my evening ablutions - but I must admit, every time I opened that drawer after that, I kinda stood to the side... And now this temporary haven. Our landlord said he had it sprayed, but we found out...not so much. A few nights ago, I went to take a bath and looked at our clear shower curtain to see a medium-sized (1 1/2") snuggled between two of the shiny clear folds. This guy did not survive the "round of applause" Don gave him while he was settled in his vinyl cranny. My reaction? Minor disgust, with moderate anxiety. Did the guy have friends!?!? I discovered that it was a big "YES" when, while staggering half-asleep into the kitchen for a glass of water in the middle of the night, the instep of my foot landed on something...different. Woke me right up. Sure enough, the bug's identical twin was sitting right where my foot had just been. He wasn't squooshed, but he wasn't moving. Might have been a statement about the fragrance of my foot, but I didn't wait to ask. Once again, Hero Husband took care of it. And me? I went right back to sleep. Thanks, Lord!
So, this place is lovely and I am delighted and blessed to live here!! I have learned to coexist with little crawly things. But a Gil Grissom (the passionate entomologist of CSI) I will never be. But if a few squirmy, unattractive, shudder-inspiring bugs are the price we gotta pay to live here, we get the better end of the deal. By far.
But then...there's the bugs.
Living in the tropics, one would expect to see all kinds of creepy critters - and those expectations would be met. Oh, there are lovely butterflies and big buzzy bees. But there are also gi-normous snails that look rather like an oversized ping-pong ball wearing a party hat and then painted in swirls of various shades of brown. I found a centipede in the house once, and he was huge at about three inches. Then I saw a Maui friend's posting on Facebook holding - with tongs and gloves - a one-foot centipede taken from her yard. I think it was as big around as mine was long. Going out some evenings or on certain jungle-y walks without a repellant that has near nuclear properties might find you becoming a walking smorgasbord of mosquitos and no-see-ums (yes, that's their real name, and no, I don't know who called "um" that first) and then you can entertain yourself by playing dot-to-dot on your legs and arms or cover each shiny bump with pink calamine and look like something from Dr. Suess.
The ants here are as wide in size and variety as any place I know. There are teeny ones, and I have seen some that our 3/4" with a bee-striped tushy. The ants that grab onto food have the best communication system around. Leave something a wee bit greasy out, and in no time it has the entire colony having a feast. Some of these little ones can bite, which only adds to my itchy-polka-dot joy. The real villains, though, are nasty imports known as fire ants. These little beasties are making their way around the islands and the county will jump on any reported nest. I got to do such reporting. FloJo and I were returning from our morning walk from the coffee shop when she needed to stop and do her little thing at her usual spot - a patch of grass under a keave tree. I'm standing there patiently, when I feel something stinging on the top of my foot. I look down to see three bright red ants chomping on my foot with all the enthusiastic energy of twelve-year-old boys at a pie-eating contest. I knocked them off, but the itch was immediately and intense. I walked back home looking like I was permanently stuck on the right foot verse of the Hokey-Pokey. By the time I got home, it had calmed down, but I still put some anti-itchy stuff on. That evening at church, all that was left were some little pinpoint spots, without any itching. Whew!! Yeah, right. I woke up in the middle of the night with a crazy burning itch that had me looking for anything to stop it - even if it was a power saw. Yikes. It took over two weeks of ice packs and foot elevation to get past the worst of it, and another couple weeks for it to disappear completely. Of course, I learned later that had I gone home and washed my foot with hot water and soap, over 90% of the venom would have washed away. Good to know.
The one insect gang most associated with the tropic and eeeeaaaauuuuuuwwww is, of course, the venerable cockroach. Oh, we got us some beeeauts, here! As any in my family can emphatically vouch, I have dealt with a full-on phobia of all things roachy. I have been known to contemplate moving from a house if I see one of those things in there. When we visited the Big Island with the boys many years ago, we stayed in an oceanfront condo that looked innocent enough by day, but was a veritable cockroach gala by night. And some of these bad boys flew. If we were arriving after dark, my heroic men would surround me on all sides, armed with flashlights, and we all scooted together into the safety of our condo. So, knowing that these guys all resided in the place I loved so much, and knowing that my praying for God to remove all the roaches from Maui would be like asking for a size 6 body or a San Diego team to win a Championship - unlikely to happen. So, I just asked God to make me not afraid. Pretty big order for the Lord, but He's just the guy for it.
So, how has it worked out? For the most part, encounters with these big disgusting-but-durable have been from a safe distance - with a few notable exceptions. There was the time that I was getting ready to go snorkeling, dropped my gear in the garage and one of these big fellas came running out of my bootie (the FOOTWEAR!! He ran under the car and eventually found his way into the house where a visiting Gregory dispatched him. I was a little oogied, but not totally undone. For me, that's big progress. Next time was in our small foyer, when I saw this obese roach strolling along. This time, hubby was my hero. Had this bug been snacking less and working out more, he might have avoided the sandal that came smashing down on him. No real ooginess, this time, just a minor ishy. We saw nothing for many months. It was actually after the house and surrounding areas had been sprayed for bugs. Maybe I should have clarified: "No, we wanted NO bugs!! Not to bring us bugs!!" That night I opened the bottom drawer in our bathroom vanity only to have a BIG one fall on my BARE foot!!!! That was a full on oogie-ishy-bleeeeaaaauuuuuaawww!!! The poor guy was in a state of shock himself, so he stood there waiting for death - to which my hubby obliged. After a few minutes of shudders and shivers, I went about my evening ablutions - but I must admit, every time I opened that drawer after that, I kinda stood to the side... And now this temporary haven. Our landlord said he had it sprayed, but we found out...not so much. A few nights ago, I went to take a bath and looked at our clear shower curtain to see a medium-sized (1 1/2") snuggled between two of the shiny clear folds. This guy did not survive the "round of applause" Don gave him while he was settled in his vinyl cranny. My reaction? Minor disgust, with moderate anxiety. Did the guy have friends!?!? I discovered that it was a big "YES" when, while staggering half-asleep into the kitchen for a glass of water in the middle of the night, the instep of my foot landed on something...different. Woke me right up. Sure enough, the bug's identical twin was sitting right where my foot had just been. He wasn't squooshed, but he wasn't moving. Might have been a statement about the fragrance of my foot, but I didn't wait to ask. Once again, Hero Husband took care of it. And me? I went right back to sleep. Thanks, Lord!
So, this place is lovely and I am delighted and blessed to live here!! I have learned to coexist with little crawly things. But a Gil Grissom (the passionate entomologist of CSI) I will never be. But if a few squirmy, unattractive, shudder-inspiring bugs are the price we gotta pay to live here, we get the better end of the deal. By far.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Being Goldilocks
Everyone knows the story of Goldilocks - the entitled little girl with no social skills or respect for boundaries. She seemed hard to please, and was only satisfied when she helped herself to the property of one smaller than her, and even when she settled on chair, porridge, and bed, the satisfaction was fleeting - the chair broke, the porridge bowl emptied, and she was rudely awakened and chased from the comfy bed. Personally, I see things a different way...
I have been known to be a Goldilocks from time to time. In fact, if most of us were being honest about ourselves, we would see those same elements in us. Oh, not the breaking-and-entering element, or help-yourself-to-another's-stuff, but that part of us which is hard to please. There is a sort of innate discontentment, and a realization that satisfying things are not satisfying forever. And that is a good thing.
Don and I are living in a lovely beach bungalow right smack dab next to the ocean. Sometimes, the sound of the surf is so loud, it's hard to hear our conversation. We watch the sunsets over Lanai very evening and see the pink clouds of sunrise every morning. We see turtles, rays, and even a shark once, as they cruise by. It's beyond amazing. Yet... there are issues. SInce it is a vacation rental, it has taken some abuse. The water pressure is low. The kitchen is not fully stocked with cooking stuff. There is not a single window covering - which would not be an issue except that there are two men living on the same property. But most importantly, it's not home. You know, home - that place that makes you just sigh the day's woes right out as you fall into the sofa that has your tush memorized. It's that place that has your artwork on the wall, your dishes in the cupboard, and pictures of your loved ones everywhere. It's where you feel safe, it's where you belong.
I look at this life the same way. The planet is full of so many beautiful things: mountains and plains and rivers and oceans. Creatures that swim, fly, crawl, run, sing, chirp, and are covered with feathers, scales, wrinkled skin, and shimmering fur. There are babies and weddings and symphonies and ballgames. There is so much good with this place. Yet... there are issues. There are tragedies every day. People treat each other badly. There are wars. There is evil. But above all, it just isn't home. We who are Christians know that our Heavenly Father is preparing a place for us that makes this place look (to quote Pastor Miles McPherson) "ghetto". If I find myself too content here, I may stop seeking Him and His kingdom - the same as if we find ourselves too content in this beautiful bungalow, we may not continue to search for a long-term home as we should.
So, I will continue to enjoy all this bungalow - and life - has to offer, but still embrace my inner Goldilocks...
I have been known to be a Goldilocks from time to time. In fact, if most of us were being honest about ourselves, we would see those same elements in us. Oh, not the breaking-and-entering element, or help-yourself-to-another's-stuff, but that part of us which is hard to please. There is a sort of innate discontentment, and a realization that satisfying things are not satisfying forever. And that is a good thing.
Don and I are living in a lovely beach bungalow right smack dab next to the ocean. Sometimes, the sound of the surf is so loud, it's hard to hear our conversation. We watch the sunsets over Lanai very evening and see the pink clouds of sunrise every morning. We see turtles, rays, and even a shark once, as they cruise by. It's beyond amazing. Yet... there are issues. SInce it is a vacation rental, it has taken some abuse. The water pressure is low. The kitchen is not fully stocked with cooking stuff. There is not a single window covering - which would not be an issue except that there are two men living on the same property. But most importantly, it's not home. You know, home - that place that makes you just sigh the day's woes right out as you fall into the sofa that has your tush memorized. It's that place that has your artwork on the wall, your dishes in the cupboard, and pictures of your loved ones everywhere. It's where you feel safe, it's where you belong.
I look at this life the same way. The planet is full of so many beautiful things: mountains and plains and rivers and oceans. Creatures that swim, fly, crawl, run, sing, chirp, and are covered with feathers, scales, wrinkled skin, and shimmering fur. There are babies and weddings and symphonies and ballgames. There is so much good with this place. Yet... there are issues. There are tragedies every day. People treat each other badly. There are wars. There is evil. But above all, it just isn't home. We who are Christians know that our Heavenly Father is preparing a place for us that makes this place look (to quote Pastor Miles McPherson) "ghetto". If I find myself too content here, I may stop seeking Him and His kingdom - the same as if we find ourselves too content in this beautiful bungalow, we may not continue to search for a long-term home as we should.
So, I will continue to enjoy all this bungalow - and life - has to offer, but still embrace my inner Goldilocks...
Monday, November 1, 2010
If you will permit me...
...I would like to speak to those who think that living in Hawaii means retirement, semi-retirement, or just generally a life of leisure (and you know who you are!!)
The number of visitors we have here are testament to the siren call of the beaches and sunsets, and we were happily included in those numbers for many years. But it behooves us (isn't that a great word!?!??!) to remember that people live and work and have to pay bills here. They run the airport, rent the cars, and check you into the hotel room. They clean your room, serve your coffee, sell you souvenirs, clean your golf clubs, rent your snorkel gear, captain your cruise boat, and explain how to use the gear you just rented. Along with the good people who deal directly with visitors, we still have many who clean the parks, teach the kids, take care of the sick, pack groceries, wash cars, preach the Gospel, and yes, even sell real estate. So, before you think again that living here is all mai tais, suntans and lotus blossoms without having to work, please reconsider.
Although, having said that....there is something to be said for having a day off that is a Maui vacation....
The number of visitors we have here are testament to the siren call of the beaches and sunsets, and we were happily included in those numbers for many years. But it behooves us (isn't that a great word!?!??!) to remember that people live and work and have to pay bills here. They run the airport, rent the cars, and check you into the hotel room. They clean your room, serve your coffee, sell you souvenirs, clean your golf clubs, rent your snorkel gear, captain your cruise boat, and explain how to use the gear you just rented. Along with the good people who deal directly with visitors, we still have many who clean the parks, teach the kids, take care of the sick, pack groceries, wash cars, preach the Gospel, and yes, even sell real estate. So, before you think again that living here is all mai tais, suntans and lotus blossoms without having to work, please reconsider.
Although, having said that....there is something to be said for having a day off that is a Maui vacation....
EEEEEE-ticket!!
If you are under forty, you likely have no idea where the term "E-ticket ride" means or came from. No, it has absolutely NOTHING to do with e-tickets for plane rides, baseball games, or movies. It comes from...Disneyland.
In the olden days, Disneyland was not a free-for-all-go-on-every-ride-until-you-drop-from-exhaustion-or-lose-your-cookies amusement park. When you entered the Magic Kingdom, you bought with your admission, a book of tickets for the rides. It was all done by letters A-E. The "A" tickets were those rides that you could take your 96-year-old great-grandmother with the bad ticker on - the carriage ride, a slow walk through Sleeping Beauty's Castle, or perhaps the daring King Arthur's Carousel. "B" tix were those things that you might take your 2-year-old or easily excited relatives from Des Moines on - Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse, Casey Junior Circus Train, or the Motorboat Cruise (miniature outboards on a track -you could spin that wheel for days and go nowhere). "C" tickets were pretty awesome in that it began to include rides that the feint of heart (moi) and little kids with their parents could all enjoy and come out smiling at the end (Mad Tea Party being the notable exception) - rides like Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, Peter Pan Flight, or my personal favorite, Autopia. "D" tickets were definitely popular - Rocket Ships, Skyway, and still more rides for Granny, the big boats Columbia and Mark Twain. "E" tickets were the primo, popular, gotta-do-'em rides -not all of them thrill rides, but all with an element of WAAAAAAA. Like all things precious, there were fewer of the higher tickets than the lower. In fact, you could see folks bargaining for an "E" ticket with a couple of "C"s and a stack of "A"s. It was quite common to leave at the end of the day with a stack of the lower ones. But the "E" ticket was synonymous with a stomach-lurching, eyeball-popping, sometimes terrifying ride.
This has been our life - particularly in the last couple of months.
Since we learned that we would have to move, with no place to move to, it has been nothing short of the consummate "E" ticket experience. With only a few days left in September, and having no idea where to live, God provided us with this oceanfront bungalow. It's only temporary, however, so we are still searching for a long-term solution. In the meantime, we were still praying for some business for Don. A few days after moving in, someone called wanting to by the convertible. Sold!! While I was sad to see her go, I knew that God had His plan in motion. And I got to bring my jeep here! A few days after that, Don got a business lead which took us to the Big Island. Had we not sold my car, we would not have been able to do that. God is indeed good! So, our week over there turned into nearly two weeks with me doing research on properties and assembling materials for the clients and Don researching everything else and e-mailing the clients before they arrived. He was working nearly 12-14 hours a day! Goodness. Our only nod to touristy stuff was a morning ride on the Atlantis Sub. But the house was found and after some negotiations, the deal was struck!! PRAISE GOD!! More paperwork for Don. Of course, now we wait for escrow to close as Don prepares for his next clients (due in this week), and look for a long-term home. It's still nutty and crazy and full of nerve-wracking lows and breathtaking highs. And while, at times, we wish we could be back on the Main Street Carriage ride, we need to remember...
"E" tickets are the most coveted and desired of all the tickets!!
In the olden days, Disneyland was not a free-for-all-go-on-every-ride-until-you-drop-from-exhaustion-or-lose-your-cookies amusement park. When you entered the Magic Kingdom, you bought with your admission, a book of tickets for the rides. It was all done by letters A-E. The "A" tickets were those rides that you could take your 96-year-old great-grandmother with the bad ticker on - the carriage ride, a slow walk through Sleeping Beauty's Castle, or perhaps the daring King Arthur's Carousel. "B" tix were those things that you might take your 2-year-old or easily excited relatives from Des Moines on - Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse, Casey Junior Circus Train, or the Motorboat Cruise (miniature outboards on a track -you could spin that wheel for days and go nowhere). "C" tickets were pretty awesome in that it began to include rides that the feint of heart (moi) and little kids with their parents could all enjoy and come out smiling at the end (Mad Tea Party being the notable exception) - rides like Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, Peter Pan Flight, or my personal favorite, Autopia. "D" tickets were definitely popular - Rocket Ships, Skyway, and still more rides for Granny, the big boats Columbia and Mark Twain. "E" tickets were the primo, popular, gotta-do-'em rides -not all of them thrill rides, but all with an element of WAAAAAAA. Like all things precious, there were fewer of the higher tickets than the lower. In fact, you could see folks bargaining for an "E" ticket with a couple of "C"s and a stack of "A"s. It was quite common to leave at the end of the day with a stack of the lower ones. But the "E" ticket was synonymous with a stomach-lurching, eyeball-popping, sometimes terrifying ride.
This has been our life - particularly in the last couple of months.
Since we learned that we would have to move, with no place to move to, it has been nothing short of the consummate "E" ticket experience. With only a few days left in September, and having no idea where to live, God provided us with this oceanfront bungalow. It's only temporary, however, so we are still searching for a long-term solution. In the meantime, we were still praying for some business for Don. A few days after moving in, someone called wanting to by the convertible. Sold!! While I was sad to see her go, I knew that God had His plan in motion. And I got to bring my jeep here! A few days after that, Don got a business lead which took us to the Big Island. Had we not sold my car, we would not have been able to do that. God is indeed good! So, our week over there turned into nearly two weeks with me doing research on properties and assembling materials for the clients and Don researching everything else and e-mailing the clients before they arrived. He was working nearly 12-14 hours a day! Goodness. Our only nod to touristy stuff was a morning ride on the Atlantis Sub. But the house was found and after some negotiations, the deal was struck!! PRAISE GOD!! More paperwork for Don. Of course, now we wait for escrow to close as Don prepares for his next clients (due in this week), and look for a long-term home. It's still nutty and crazy and full of nerve-wracking lows and breathtaking highs. And while, at times, we wish we could be back on the Main Street Carriage ride, we need to remember...
"E" tickets are the most coveted and desired of all the tickets!!
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
...and Don can be played by Don Johnson.
Good heavens. Just don't know how else to start. Good ya-gotta be-kiddin'-me Heavens.
In our last episode, Don and I were dealing with an uncooperative ex-landlord and wondering about our only-in-our-imagination budget. Today, we assume our ex-landlord is still being uncooperative since we have not heard otherwise, but my-oh-my, how the other has changed. My silver Solara has a new mom and dad, thanks to an ad in the Maui News that we forgot about. About a month ago, it seemed to make lots of financial sense to sell my convertible and bring the jeep over here. Not only would the cash be dandy, but we are paying storage for the jeep. SInce we simply rent a car when we go to the mainland, it just seemed more prudent to bring Mr. Jeep over here. But then nobody bought my car. After prayer, we decided to sell Don's fine-for-a-realtor-but-kinda-fancy-for-Maui Lexus OR my car. It would be interesting to see which would sell quicker: cute or fancy-schmancy. Cute won. Actually, we had decided to keep my car and focus on selling his car, but the ad in Maui News stayed in there until it expired next week. Don took a call last night, and outa the blue, there was someone who wanted the car, said they had cash, and they would be here at 10:00 in the morning. AT 10, as Don and I were finishing up giving her a good shine, they pulled up. Thirty minutes later, they drove out with their new convertible Solara and Don and I had considerably more cash than we had yesterday. Can I hear a resounding PRAISE GOD!!!! When the Lord says He's got our backs, I guess we just gotta believe it!
We are settling into our new digs. It is pretty spectacular here, I have to admit, but there are some things to, shall we say, adjust to. The property itself is a two bedroom bungalow right on the ocean in North Lahaina. The lanai runs the entire length of the house, and has dining on one end and a living room-type grouping at the other. There is a small yard with a lawn - although the grass closest to the seawall is pretty much dead, due to the waves that splash over at high tide. At the south end of the yard is a smaller deck that is next to the sea wall, and has a small lip on to the wall itself. This small deck has 4 lounges. Unfortunately,the furniture is made from iron, so that, and the painted decking, are both in pretty bad shape, having been beaten up by the surf. Don put our beach chairs out there, so we sit in the evenings and watch turtles and spotted eagle in the glow of the setting sun. Last night, we actually saw a ray launch himself out of the water and glide for about six feet!! Amazing!! This is when we just pinch ourselves, and remember that we did nothing to deserve this. It is simply God working through this client. Nothing more.
It is significantly warmer here, without the trade winds and accompanying showers just a couple of miles to the north in Ka'anapali. It is also a bit noisier, with families with little kiddies on both sides of us. The neighbors to the north also have at least two dogs, and when our front gate isn't closed, they tend to come wandering in. We have no fenced yard, per se, so they can come right into our backyard from the front. With the ocean as part of our boundary, and having a doggy that's afraid of the ocean, we're not that worried about FloJo wandering off. She likes hanging around us. So, the neighbor dog thing still has to be worked out, but they don't seem aggressive - just curious about the new kid next door.
Another aspect of this place is the onsite caretakers. They are a couple of apparently very nice guys, being extremely polite and friendly. The issue once again is the lack of fencing around the backyard. The property has two houses - the larger bungalow in which we are living and a smaller "ohana" where the guys live. The ohana is on the street side of the property, near the big gate that is at the entrance. There is a courtyard big enough for our two (oh, wait. We only have one, for a while) plus a couple more. The two houses are separate, but there is a straight shot from the ohana to the backyard, and the sea wall. This would not necessarily be an issue if we understood from the get that we might be sharing the space once in a while - after all, we are here at the generosity of our Don's client. The problem comes in that there are NO WINDOW COVERINGS WHATSOEVER!!!! This is a place with lots n' lots of windows out the back because there's lots n' lots to see!! I don't want to be one of the things that is seen!! In fact, not sure anyone wants to see that. The other problem is that since we face pretty much due west, the sun starts beating in around 4-ish, raising the temp inside to about 173 degrees...celsius. I am planning to speak to Don's client about possibly popping up some sunshades on this wonderful lanai, thus taking care of both privacy and sunacy issues at once.
Well, it's 4:45 and my eyes are now getting hit by the sun. I am so grateful to be in the middle of this great adventure, and I can't see what God, the author, has in store next!!
In our last episode, Don and I were dealing with an uncooperative ex-landlord and wondering about our only-in-our-imagination budget. Today, we assume our ex-landlord is still being uncooperative since we have not heard otherwise, but my-oh-my, how the other has changed. My silver Solara has a new mom and dad, thanks to an ad in the Maui News that we forgot about. About a month ago, it seemed to make lots of financial sense to sell my convertible and bring the jeep over here. Not only would the cash be dandy, but we are paying storage for the jeep. SInce we simply rent a car when we go to the mainland, it just seemed more prudent to bring Mr. Jeep over here. But then nobody bought my car. After prayer, we decided to sell Don's fine-for-a-realtor-but-kinda-fancy-for-Maui Lexus OR my car. It would be interesting to see which would sell quicker: cute or fancy-schmancy. Cute won. Actually, we had decided to keep my car and focus on selling his car, but the ad in Maui News stayed in there until it expired next week. Don took a call last night, and outa the blue, there was someone who wanted the car, said they had cash, and they would be here at 10:00 in the morning. AT 10, as Don and I were finishing up giving her a good shine, they pulled up. Thirty minutes later, they drove out with their new convertible Solara and Don and I had considerably more cash than we had yesterday. Can I hear a resounding PRAISE GOD!!!! When the Lord says He's got our backs, I guess we just gotta believe it!
We are settling into our new digs. It is pretty spectacular here, I have to admit, but there are some things to, shall we say, adjust to. The property itself is a two bedroom bungalow right on the ocean in North Lahaina. The lanai runs the entire length of the house, and has dining on one end and a living room-type grouping at the other. There is a small yard with a lawn - although the grass closest to the seawall is pretty much dead, due to the waves that splash over at high tide. At the south end of the yard is a smaller deck that is next to the sea wall, and has a small lip on to the wall itself. This small deck has 4 lounges. Unfortunately,the furniture is made from iron, so that, and the painted decking, are both in pretty bad shape, having been beaten up by the surf. Don put our beach chairs out there, so we sit in the evenings and watch turtles and spotted eagle in the glow of the setting sun. Last night, we actually saw a ray launch himself out of the water and glide for about six feet!! Amazing!! This is when we just pinch ourselves, and remember that we did nothing to deserve this. It is simply God working through this client. Nothing more.
It is significantly warmer here, without the trade winds and accompanying showers just a couple of miles to the north in Ka'anapali. It is also a bit noisier, with families with little kiddies on both sides of us. The neighbors to the north also have at least two dogs, and when our front gate isn't closed, they tend to come wandering in. We have no fenced yard, per se, so they can come right into our backyard from the front. With the ocean as part of our boundary, and having a doggy that's afraid of the ocean, we're not that worried about FloJo wandering off. She likes hanging around us. So, the neighbor dog thing still has to be worked out, but they don't seem aggressive - just curious about the new kid next door.
Another aspect of this place is the onsite caretakers. They are a couple of apparently very nice guys, being extremely polite and friendly. The issue once again is the lack of fencing around the backyard. The property has two houses - the larger bungalow in which we are living and a smaller "ohana" where the guys live. The ohana is on the street side of the property, near the big gate that is at the entrance. There is a courtyard big enough for our two (oh, wait. We only have one, for a while) plus a couple more. The two houses are separate, but there is a straight shot from the ohana to the backyard, and the sea wall. This would not necessarily be an issue if we understood from the get that we might be sharing the space once in a while - after all, we are here at the generosity of our Don's client. The problem comes in that there are NO WINDOW COVERINGS WHATSOEVER!!!! This is a place with lots n' lots of windows out the back because there's lots n' lots to see!! I don't want to be one of the things that is seen!! In fact, not sure anyone wants to see that. The other problem is that since we face pretty much due west, the sun starts beating in around 4-ish, raising the temp inside to about 173 degrees...celsius. I am planning to speak to Don's client about possibly popping up some sunshades on this wonderful lanai, thus taking care of both privacy and sunacy issues at once.
Well, it's 4:45 and my eyes are now getting hit by the sun. I am so grateful to be in the middle of this great adventure, and I can't see what God, the author, has in store next!!
Monday, October 4, 2010
and when they make a movie of this, I want Michelle Pfeiffer to play me....
Well, we are now in our temporary home by the sea. It's a pretty awesome consolation prize - but more on that later...
We're out of Kualapa, and I would love to tell you that it went as smooth as the proverbial silk, but that would be far from the truth. It went. That's about the highest grade I can give it. We had several friends helping us along the way, but it was still waaaaay more than we could handle with anything resembling ease. I came up with a formula for moving, though: when you know you will be moving, assess the contents of each room and calculate the number of boxes and packaging needed, and the time required. Next, quintuple the amount of boxes and packing material, and multiply the time by about three months. But with the Lord's strength, and the blessings of hearty friends with trucks and scrub brushes, it got done - with our soon-to-be-ex-landlord watching on.
Speaking of landlords: the adage goes, "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." Now, about ours:....... .......................um.....................................................uh........................then there was.........................................and...........
.......................................... And that's all I have to say about that. Actually, it has been truly difficult - being accused of taking and/or losing things, told that we didn't have the carpets steam cleaned when we did, and being faulted for 10 years worth of wear and tear in our one year of living there. Wow. Should set that to a beat... Anyway, as of now, we do not have our deposit back, and we likely won't see it for another week at the soonest. It's a good thing my trust is in God rather than landlords - but it does get a bit harrowing...
One of my more fun adventures was taking FloJo up to her doggy spa in upcountry Maui - Olinda, to be exact, a beautiful rural town at about 4,000 feet on the slopes of Haleakala. Since Don was taking care of all things in the move (including having the apparently mythical capet cleaner doing his mythical carpet cleaning), FloJo and I headed up for adventure on a here-to-for untraveled road - at least by us. The road started out innocent enough, but before long it was a series of switchbacks and uphills -sometimes both - and asphalt so rutted and swelled with tree roots it was like driving over a series of closely placed speed bumps - or like the Winnie-the-Pooh ride at Disneyland, take your pick. By the time we got there, we were both ready to get out. There are those who thought it would be traumatic for FloJo to leave her there. Hah, I say. She essentially went off happily and tail-waggily with the nice lady who offered to take her on a walk. So, after 90 minutes up, I had the 90 minutes back, arriving to a completely exhausted husband and totally soaked carpet.
Omigosh. Even as I write things just get nuttier and better. Don and I went to our usual prayer-at-the-pastor's-house Tuesday morning gig, then stopped by storage to rescue a few more items that we will need here. I locked my purse in the trunk. My purse with my keys and phone and everything. Don went to his Tuesday morning office meeting. My purse is still locked in my trunk, and, Drat! wouldn't ya know? I missed class the day they taught B&E for dummies. I have taken to posting my plea for rescue on Facebook....
But now, back to our story.... The long and the short of it is we got out. It was completely insane and frenetic, with all my organization skills being tossed out unceremoniously as we just simply wanted to VACATE!! There was no dignity whatsoever in this effort. We absolutely could not have done it had God not provided wonderful friends to help us.
So, now we are in our temporary digs, which are pretty fabulous, but not home. We picked up our puppy yesterday, so it's feeling a little more home-ish. Of course, FloJo hates the water, and especially the surf, so she's not all that jazzed.... But last evening was our first relaxed evening in some time, so we sat and sipped a little white wine while watching the sunset and a few turtles and spotted eagle rays. Yeah... it'll do in a pinch...
More on the little hale by the sea in the next blog!
PS: Don got the message and is on his way here. Thank you, God, for geeks who invented all this techy stuff and the dude I married who loves it all
We're out of Kualapa, and I would love to tell you that it went as smooth as the proverbial silk, but that would be far from the truth. It went. That's about the highest grade I can give it. We had several friends helping us along the way, but it was still waaaaay more than we could handle with anything resembling ease. I came up with a formula for moving, though: when you know you will be moving, assess the contents of each room and calculate the number of boxes and packaging needed, and the time required. Next, quintuple the amount of boxes and packing material, and multiply the time by about three months. But with the Lord's strength, and the blessings of hearty friends with trucks and scrub brushes, it got done - with our soon-to-be-ex-landlord watching on.
Speaking of landlords: the adage goes, "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." Now, about ours:....... .......................um.....................................................uh........................then there was.........................................and...........
.......................................... And that's all I have to say about that. Actually, it has been truly difficult - being accused of taking and/or losing things, told that we didn't have the carpets steam cleaned when we did, and being faulted for 10 years worth of wear and tear in our one year of living there. Wow. Should set that to a beat... Anyway, as of now, we do not have our deposit back, and we likely won't see it for another week at the soonest. It's a good thing my trust is in God rather than landlords - but it does get a bit harrowing...
One of my more fun adventures was taking FloJo up to her doggy spa in upcountry Maui - Olinda, to be exact, a beautiful rural town at about 4,000 feet on the slopes of Haleakala. Since Don was taking care of all things in the move (including having the apparently mythical capet cleaner doing his mythical carpet cleaning), FloJo and I headed up for adventure on a here-to-for untraveled road - at least by us. The road started out innocent enough, but before long it was a series of switchbacks and uphills -sometimes both - and asphalt so rutted and swelled with tree roots it was like driving over a series of closely placed speed bumps - or like the Winnie-the-Pooh ride at Disneyland, take your pick. By the time we got there, we were both ready to get out. There are those who thought it would be traumatic for FloJo to leave her there. Hah, I say. She essentially went off happily and tail-waggily with the nice lady who offered to take her on a walk. So, after 90 minutes up, I had the 90 minutes back, arriving to a completely exhausted husband and totally soaked carpet.
Omigosh. Even as I write things just get nuttier and better. Don and I went to our usual prayer-at-the-pastor's-house Tuesday morning gig, then stopped by storage to rescue a few more items that we will need here. I locked my purse in the trunk. My purse with my keys and phone and everything. Don went to his Tuesday morning office meeting. My purse is still locked in my trunk, and, Drat! wouldn't ya know? I missed class the day they taught B&E for dummies. I have taken to posting my plea for rescue on Facebook....
But now, back to our story.... The long and the short of it is we got out. It was completely insane and frenetic, with all my organization skills being tossed out unceremoniously as we just simply wanted to VACATE!! There was no dignity whatsoever in this effort. We absolutely could not have done it had God not provided wonderful friends to help us.
So, now we are in our temporary digs, which are pretty fabulous, but not home. We picked up our puppy yesterday, so it's feeling a little more home-ish. Of course, FloJo hates the water, and especially the surf, so she's not all that jazzed.... But last evening was our first relaxed evening in some time, so we sat and sipped a little white wine while watching the sunset and a few turtles and spotted eagle rays. Yeah... it'll do in a pinch...
More on the little hale by the sea in the next blog!
PS: Don got the message and is on his way here. Thank you, God, for geeks who invented all this techy stuff and the dude I married who loves it all
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